The Elephant Repairman: Funny Poems for Kids (Kenn Nesbitt's Hilarious Children's Poems)

If your elephant is broken and she needs a quick repair, call the elephant repairman and he'll instantly be there... Here comes Kenn Nesbitt with another trunkful of the whimsical rhythms, lively rhymes, and priceless punchlines that keep kids laughing. The Elephant Repairman delivers seventy new poems about magical toilets, tyrannosaurus teachers, supersonic sloths, pranks to play on parents, and much, much more. REVIEWS Kenn Nesbitt's The Elephant Repairman is a "Look, Mom! No hands!" bicycle ride through Nesbitt's wildly wacky, laugh-out-loud funny neighborhood. It's page after page of the zaniest aliens, monsters, dinosaurs, and pirates you'll ever meet. You'll be racing to the next corner to see who else is there! (Eric Ode, author of Dan the Taxi Man , Stop that Poem! , and other books for children) THE ELEPHANT REPAIRMAN has a poem for every reader, just waiting to be discovered. If you want to offer your favorite child some smart fun, don't hesitate to buy any of Kenn's books. This one is a stellar place to start! (Children's Writer Kelly Milner Halls, author of Tales of the Cryptids , Cryptid Creatures: A Field Guide , In Search of Sasquatch , Alien Investigation , Ghostly Evidence and more) A wonderfully witty collection of zappy, zany poem - I enjoyed it immensely, and you will too! (Joshua Seigal, author of I Bet I Can Make You Laugh ) Kenn Nesbitt is the world's funniest children's poet, and The Elephant Repairman is his funniest book yet. Every poem in the book is hilarious, and their fabulous rhymes and rollicking rhythms make them a joy to read out loud. (Robert Schechter, children's poet and author of The Red Ear Blows Its Nose )