Every Excuse in the Book: 714 Ways to Say "It's Not My Fault!"
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Book Overview
This compendium offers every excuse for every occasion, such as: It was the alien experiment. I haven't been the same since Elvis died. My inner child made me do it. All excuses are illustrated. This description may be from another edition of this product.
Format:Hardcover
Language:English
ISBN:156731354X
ISBN13:9781567313543
Release Date:January 1999
Publisher:MJF Books
Length:288 Pages
Weight:0.65 lbs.
Customer Reviews
5 ratings
just for fun
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 24 years ago
This is one of the funniest books I have seen in a long time. It's just got some hilarious excuses, and it has excuses that people have used on me. It's just a riot to see them all in one place, and, if I ever get in a sticky situation, maybe a good excuse is just what I'll need!
Every Excuse in the Book by Craig Goldman
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 25 years ago
Folks: I read this book in my dentist's waiting room, while waiting for some crown work. The excuses are compartmented in categories: excuses for not having sex, excuses for having sex. Political excuses, criminal excuses, excuses for sinning; not sinning, etc, so you can suit the excuse to the occasion. No offensive words are used, and the book is so hilarious that I laughed through an hour's drilling and shaving and forgot all feelings of apprehension usually felt in the chair. Now that is a powerful soporific to put it mildly, and it did not cost me anything. (Of course, I had to order the book to read the rest of the excuses.)
It kept me laughing all night.
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 26 years ago
This book kept me up all night laughing and it gave me an excuse to use for my boss the next day! It wasn't my fault I was laughing so much!!!
My side still hurts from laughing!!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 27 years ago
Funny and useful....I loved the artwork!!! It kept me out of trouble with my boss......and my boyfriend!!!!
Hilarious, Funniest book I read this year
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 27 years ago
one of the funniest books I have read, I even learned a few new excuses that worked on my wife!!!!
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