Dumb White Husband for President & Other Stories

There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand for the things he believes in. John Matthews doesn't believe in bagging his grass. So, when a new allergy-prone neighbor gets the HOA to require it, there's only one thing he can do - run for President of The Creeks of Sage Valley Phase II.John and two of his neighbors put aside most of their differences to run a campaign that they hope will see John as President and end the meddling of the rule-loving new kid on the block.Will they succeed?This title collects the Dumb White Husband for President novella and four other Dumb White Husband short stories: Dumb White Husband vs The Grocery Store, Dumb White Husband vs Halloween, Dumb White Husband vs Santa and Dumb White Husband vs The Tooth Fairy.About the Dumb White Husband series:He's the butt of every joke, the fool in every commercial-the Dumb White Husband is corporate America's only safe target for abuse and defamation. We know/love/hate him from thousands of appearances in movies, tv, radio and more. He loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular in the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can't quite master the intricacies of the potty.It isn't his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband - probably for a fear of what we might find - but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he's not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.