Don't be a Cuntulu
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Don't be a Cuntulu We all know one. Somebody who thinks they know everything about the Cthulhu Mythos - but they don't.
This is a Cthulhu Mythos poem for them. A perfect birthday or Christmas gift when you don't know what to get them and you don't really like them either. **ATTENTION** This book is not intended to be gender biased. Male, female, shoggoth - however you identify - if you are a know-it-all jerk then this book is for you It's just that phonetically cuntulu sounds better than dickthulu. Same meaning, just different body parts. This is the lowest price they would let us list it as. Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized religion based on the works of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft and the madness and chaos of the Cthulhu Mythos. Check out the church online at FUCC.IT
This is a Cthulhu Mythos poem for them. A perfect birthday or Christmas gift when you don't know what to get them and you don't really like them either. **ATTENTION** This book is not intended to be gender biased. Male, female, shoggoth - however you identify - if you are a know-it-all jerk then this book is for you It's just that phonetically cuntulu sounds better than dickthulu. Same meaning, just different body parts. This is the lowest price they would let us list it as. Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized religion based on the works of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft and the madness and chaos of the Cthulhu Mythos. Check out the church online at FUCC.IT
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:1541161343
ISBN13:9781541161344
Release Date:December 2016
Publisher:Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Length:28 Pages
Weight:0.08 lbs.
Dimensions:0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"
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